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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="j1eOs27h3N"><a href="https://nuntiilatini.com/2026/10/23/die-vicesimo-tertio-mensis-octobris/">diē vīcēsimō tertiō mēnsis Octōbris</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://nuntiilatini.com/2026/10/23/die-vicesimo-tertio-mensis-octobris/embed/#?secret=j1eOs27h3N" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;diē vīcēsimō tertiō mēnsis Octōbris&#8221; &#8212; Nuntii Latini" data-secret="j1eOs27h3N" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://nuntiilatini.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Salvātōriānī in Hāītiā

Nayib Bukēlē, praeses Salvātōriānōrum, centūriam ēlectōrum mīlitum in Hāītiam mīsit, quī quattuor aliōs mīlitēs ā latrōnibus Hāītiānīs captōs aut redūcerent aut ulcīscerentur.  Lātrōnēs enim grassantur per Hāītiam, cūius rēs pūblica abhinc duōs annōs omnīnō corruit.  Itaque Coetus Omnium Gentium cōpiās ad lātrōnēs coercendōs immīsit, quibus inceptīs Salvātōriānī auxilium technicum praestābant.  Cōpiae autem Omnium Gentium nōndum potuērunt captōs Salvātōriānōs invenīre, quārē Bukēlē alteram centūriam mīsit, alteram iam mittit.

Commercium cum Russīs gerendum

Praeses Americānus interdictiōnem, quā nōn licuerat Americānīs oleum Dīseliānum ā Russīs emere, et aliās interdictiōnes in magistrātūs et societātēs Russōrum lātās sustulit.  Ūcrāīnēnsibus autem minus favēre coepit, atque etiam hortātus est ut novus quīdam dux creētur in locum Volodimīrī Zelenskiy, quippe quī Russōrum facultātem petroleī aliīs gentibus exportandī oppugnāverit.  Zelenskiy etiam rūmōrem cōnfirmāvit, Americānōs et Russōs et Sinēnsēs sine Ūniōne Eurōpaeā colloquī velle dē armīs atomicīs cohibendīs necnōn dē pāce inter Russōs et Ūcrāīnēnsēs compōnendā.  Prīma igitur nāvis onerāria, oleō Dīseliānō plēna, iam proficīscitur Novum Eborācum petēns.

Russī et Ūcrāīnēnsēs, quōs uxor praesidis Americānī convocāvit, indūtiās fēcērunt ut Oleshkiae urbis cīvēs, quī omnēs aetāte prōvectī sunt, ē bellī perīculō dēdūcī possent.

Incendium in Canadēnsium castrīs

In Canadēnsium castrīs Wainwright dictīs et in Albertā prōvinciā sitīs, quattuor mīlitēs periērunt et vīgintī et septem sunt vulnerātī, cum grānāta sīve pyrobolus manuālis incendium excitāsset, quod ventī in magnam et subitāneam conflāgrātiōnem auxissent.

Metus bellī in Arabiā

Americānī administrōs lēgātiōnis cīvēsque suōs dē Arabiā Saudiānā dēdūcunt.  Quod palam dīcitur fierī propter impetūs Houthiānōrum, quī missilia in Arabiam Saudiānam mittunt; sed Americānī cīvēs suōs dē terrīs fīnitimīs quoque dēdūcunt, quod timōrem movet, nē Irāniānī missīlibus aliās gentēs oppugnent.  Russī quoque feruntur suōs cīvēs dē Irāniā dēduxisse, quod metum bellī auget.  Aegȳptōrum autem senātus dēlīberat, an mīlitēs ad Arabiam Saudiānam mittantur quī Houthiānōs arceant.  

Tumultūs per Galliam

Lemovīcum cūria mūnicipālis, quae centum et sexāgintā annōs et per duo bella tōtīus mundī steterat, ā tumultuōsīs est incēnsa.  Per tōtam Galliam reclāmātur: nam aliī iuvenēs prō ēducātiōne puerōrum, aliī aetāte provectiōrēs in aucta pretia omnium reclāmant; et ā magistrātibus dīcuntur aliī factiōsī, vidēlicet fautōrēs partium sinistrārum, tumultūs fovēre, dum aliī mōre lātrōnum nihil quaerunt nisi ut tabernās dīripiant et mercēs fūrentur.  Emmanuēl Macron, praeses Gallōrum, dīxit magistrātūs operam dātūrōs esse ut reclāmātōrēs legitimī ā tumultuōsīs et fūribus discernerentur, ut vox populī audīrētur et salus populī defenderētur.

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Tumultus in Albāniā

Reclāmantibus discipulīs Eduīnus Rama minister prīmārius Albaniēnsium, quī modo ūnō abhinc annō quartum summus magistrātus est inaugurātus, nūntiāvit sē nōn in animō habēre magistrātū sē abdīcāre nec nōva comitia indīcere.  Reclāmātōrēs autem, quī aliquot mēnsēs nova comitia indicānda sine vī poscēbant, nunc per urbium viās cum custōdibus pūblicīs pugnant et aedificia pūblica combūrunt.  

Bellum inter Aethiopēs et Erythraeōs

In Cornū Africae, lātum bellum imminēre vidētur, cum tam Aethiopēs quam Erythraeī suōs mīlitēs ad fīnēs addūcant et aliae gentēs fīnitimae auxilium clandestīnum parent.  Neanthopolis, sīve Addis Ababa, iam quassāta est dirūptiōnibus, quās Aethiopēs dīcunt āeroplānīs automatīs factās esse.  Aethiopēs autem iam cēpērunt Mecellam, caput Tigrāiēnsium, quī sēditiōnem faciunt; atque Erythraeī mīlitēs in fīnēs Aethiopum ingressī et ab Aethiopibus repulsī feruntur.  Abiy Ahmed, Nobeliānō praemiō pacis honestātus, quī modo tertium creātus est minister prīmārius Aethiopum, ōrātiōnem inaugurālem habuit quā dīxit sē operam dātūrum, ut Aethiopēs portum maritimum consequerentur, sed Erythraeī terram inter Aethiopiam et mare possident.  Etiam Aegyptī et Sudaniānī cum Erythraeīs agunt, quippe quī sollicitī sint dē Nīlō flūmine, quod Aethiopēs aggere coercunt.

Novus carcer in Ōrā Dīvite

In Ōrā Dīvite, quae ōlim inter tūtissimās terrās numerābātur, cum tamen scelerātī nuper coepissent grassārī, novus carcer ā Laurā Fernandesiā praeside inaugurātus est.  Exemplar hūius carceris fertur esse situm in Salvātōriā, cūius praeses Nayib Bukelē bellum in scelestōs fert.  Incertum autem est, an Fernandesia velit sīc Bukelē imitārī ut imperium extraordinārium sibi īnstituat et auctōritāte regnet extrēmā.

Iōsēphus Kabīla

In Populārī Rēpūblicā Congī, Iōsēphus Kabīla, praesēs Congicōrum ā cīvibus bis ēlectus et ā mīlitibus Congicīs capite damnātus, nuper dux factus est rebellium, quī ōlim M23 vocitābantur, quōrum propositum est rempūblicam ēvertere.  Quibus sēditiōsīs Ruandēnsēs feruntur clandestīnum auxilium ferre.  Nam ā Ruandēnsibus in Congō mīlēs mercennārius Neozealandēnsis occīsus est, alter tamen Americānus est vulnerātus.  

Lēgātus ā Nicaraguā recūsātus

Daniel Ortēga tyrannus Nicarāguēnsium et Rosāria Murillō tyranna lēgātum Americānum recūsāvērunt.    Ortēga enim et Murillō, quī adversāriōs vī reprimunt, mēnse Iūliō populārem formam reīpūblicae sustulerant et nēgāverant ulla comitia habenda, quod et fīnitimae gentēs et Coetus Omnium Gentium improbant.  Itaque Nicaragua ab institūtīs internātiōnālibus et fīnitimīs recēdere coepit.

Reijo Pitkäranta et Gāius Licoppe

Reijo Pitkäranta, quī triginta annōs nuntiōs Latīnōs Radiophōniae Finnicae Generālis collēgit et Latīne reddidit, mēnse Septembrī suprēmum diem obīit.  Cūius exemplō et clārissimā vōce nōs et aliī plūrimī per tōtum orbem terrārum sumus ad ūsum sermōnis Latīnī adductī.  Vīxit ille annōs octōginta ūnum.

Gāius Licoppe, vir sermōnis Latīnī perītissimus et praeses Melissae sodalitātis, ā quā etiam commentāriī periodicī novā Latinitāte abundantēs ēduntur, diē duodecimō hūius mēnsis fātō cessit.  Vīxit annōs nōnāginta quinque.

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Comitia Brasiliāna

Suffrāgiīs cīvium Brasiliānōrum lātīs numerātīsque, nōndum liquet quis futūrus sit praeses Brasiliānōrum, sed constat partēs dextrās magnam auctōritātem in senātū adeptās esse.  Itaque diē vīcēsimō quīntō hūius mēnsis comitia dēnuō habēbuntur ut ē duōbus candidātīs populus ūnum faciat praesidem.  Candidātī sunt, ē parte sinistrā, Ludovīcus Silvestris, ter praeses, vir octōginta annōs nātus quī ūnum annum vinculīs pūblicīs tenēbātur; et, ex alterā parte Flāvius Bolsonārus, senātor, quadrāgintā quinque annōs nātus, cūius pater praeses fuerat et vinculīs nunc tenētur.  

Comitia Hispānica

Petrus Sanctius, Hispānōrum minister prīmārius et sociālista, ut quī lēgēs in senātū ferre nōn iam posse vidērētur, coāctus est senātum dissolvere et nova comitia indīcere.  Spērat enim sē posse populō suadēre ut auctōritas sua rōborētur, sed perīculum etiam est, nē dextrae partēs prōficiant.  In viīs autem tumultuāntēs cīvēs novās postulant lēgēs, quibus pretium aedium minuātur.

Terror in Britanniā

In Britannōrum comitātū Glocestriēnsī, grex quinque iuvenum dēprehēnsus est extra castra āeria, unde Americānī āeroplāna bombifera in Irāniānōs mittere solent.  Paulō posteā iuvenēs vadimōniō līberātī sunt; Londiniī autem duo aliī suspiciōne impetūs parandī comprehēnsī sunt et vadimōniō līberātī.  Posteā relātum est Irāniānōs voluisse automatīs āeroplānīs damnum in Americānōs inferre; et Andreās Burnham, minister prīmārius Britannōrum, certīs indiciīs dīxit Irāniānōs partem in terrōre parandō ēgisse.  Irāniānī tamen lēgātī negant suōs facinus parāvisse.  Nihilōminus Americānī sua āeroplāna bombifera dē castrīs Britannicīs in Americam rēduxērunt.  In Huntingdoniēnsī autem comitātū, duo Letticī in castrīs speculātōrum dēprehēnsī sunt.  

Terror in caelō

Diē Mercuriī āeroplānum Dubāium, quod ad Isrāēlem volābat, coāctum est Tabūcī in Arabiā Saudiānā descendere, cum alter gubernātor, Hamām al-Hammāmī nōmine, alterum percussisset.  Percussor ā vectōribus vinctus est.  Is fertur voluisse āeroplānum in āeroportum Isrāēlītārum dīrigere, quo plūrēs hominēs interficeret.

Gallia pecūniā carēns

Pretium syngraphārum, quās vendit rēs pūblica Gallōrum, magnōpere auctum est, cum creditōrēs metuant ut factiōsī senātōrēs aerārium cum temperantiā administrāre possint.  Nam partēs tam dextrae quam sinistrae magna stipendia prōmittunt senibus rude dōnātīs, quī iam māiōrem pecūniam accipiunt quam opificēs quī suō labōre pānem lucrantur.  Magistrātūs autem Gallicī iam adeō māiōrem pecūniam dē fiscō ērogant quam accipiunt, ut aes aliēnum māius sit quam annōna tōtīus reīpūblicae.

Bellum Aethiopicum

Aethiopēs feruntur Mecellem, caput Tigrāiēnsium, cēpisse: nam Pax Praetoriāna, quam Ūniō Africāna abhinc quattuor annōs composuit, vidētur in irritum cecidisse.  Aethiopēs porrō Erythraeānōs et Aegyptōs et Sudāniēnsēs accūsant, quod auxilium Tigrāiēnsibus ferant, quod omnēs illae gentēs negant.

Dux speculātōrum speculandī accūsātus

Augustus Hanning, ōlim Germānīs speculātōribus praefectus, comprehēnsus est crimine speculandī.  Fertur enim Germānōrum sēcrēta Atropatēnēnsibus et Sīnēnsibus vendidisse.  Ambigitur itaque an dēbeant sociī, ut Americānī, Germānīs cōnfīdere.

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Epicus Furor

Diē Saturnī, quī undecimus diēs nōnī mēnsis secundum rātiōnem Mahometānōrum fuit, Ali Khamēnī, tyrannus Irāniānōrum, aliīque ēiusdem regiminis magistrātūs et dūcēs in ūnum locum convōcātī, sunt āb Isrāēlītīs et Americānīs, quī scīvērunt ubi Irāniānī essent et quid agerent, subitō interfectī, ac castra et missilia et arma in Irāniā condita sunt oppugnāta.  Quō factō Irāniānī mīlitēs, ultimīs mandātīs ante impetum datīs pārentēs, missilia nōn sōlum in Israelītās iēcērunt sed etiam in Baharīnam, et in Coniunctōs Phylarchōs Arabicōs, et in Cuvaitō, et in Iordaniam, et in Ōmānam, et in Quatariam, et in Arabiam Saudōrum, et in Sȳriam, necnōn etiam in Cyprum īnsulam Eurōpaeam; unde ferē tōta regiō Arabica est rārā concordiā in īram conjuncta adversus Irāniānōs.  

Regimen autem Irāniānum fōns et orīgō fuit terrōris; et Hezbollah conjūrātōs terrōristās in Libanō, Hamās inter Palaestīnōs, Houthiānōs in Iemeniā aluit ut gentēs vīcīnās convelleret; necnōn Venetiolānōs aluit, ut vexāret Americānōs, quōs Khamēnī “magnum Satān” vocitāre solēbat.  Domī autem idem regimen innumerābīlia mīlia cīvium trucidāvit et lībertātem repressit.  Khamēnī tamen interfectō, iuvenēs in viīs exsultant et monumenta tyrannī evertunt.  Hortātur praeses Americānus ut Iraniānī cīvēs in oppressōrēs insurgant et regimen tyrannicum ēvertant.

Ursula von der Leyen, praeses Europaeae Commissiōnis, diē Saturnī nūntiāvit suum Collegium Secūritātis diē Lūnae convōcandum.  Keir autem Starmer, quī ministrī prīmāriī mūnere adhūc fungitur in Britanniā, brevem ōrātiunculam habuit, quā negāvit Britannōs quicquam ēgisse.  Ante impetūs factōs, Starmer recūsāverat nē permitteret Americānīs ūtī castrīs Britannōrum, ut in īnsulīs Chagōs dictīs; sed cum Irāniānī coepissent missilia in omnēs gentēs fīnitimās et ad mīlitēs Britannōs sine discrīmine iactāre, Starmer aliter cēnsuit, ut licēret Americānīs ūtī castrīs.

Bellum in Afghāniā

Magsitrātūs Afghānī, quī et Talibānī appellāntur, diē Iovis subitō coepērunt bellum in Pacistānōs gerere longē melius exercitātōs atque armātōs.  Illī igitur invicem bellum apertum gerunt in Talibānōs et impetūs aēriōs tam Cabūrae, in capite Afghāniae, quam in Candahāriam regiōnem, sēdem Talibānōrum, fēcērunt.

Bellum in Libanō

Quamquam indutiae in Libanō factae sunt, Isrāēlītae impetūs aēriōs in terroristās Hezbollah dictōs faciunt, in quibus praecipuē dūcēs missilibus praefectī occīduntur.  Grex ille Hezbollah dictus ab Īraniānīs alitur, sed longē dēbilior est nunc quam priōribus annīs fuit.  Nawaf Salam minister prīmārius Lībanus dīxit Hezbollah ā mīlitibus Lībanīs interdictum irī.

Bellum in Ūcrāīnā

Nicolāō Madūrō inter hōrās sublātō, et Khamēnī inter prīmum impetum interfectō, Russī quīntum iam annum bellum, quod putāverant intrā trēs diēs ad fīnem perducendum, in Ūcrāīnēnsēs gerere pergunt.  Diē autem Saturnī subitō atque ex inopinātō Cyrillus Budanov nūntiāvit Russōs nōn iam nōlle pignora secūritātis accipere quae Americānī prōposuissent.

Operātiō in Aequitōriā

Diē Martis Americānī nūntiāvērunt sē cum Aequitōriānīs coniunctōs in narcoterroristās facere impetum.  Diē autem Mercuriī magistrātūs Aequitōriānī lēgātōs omnēs Cubānōs declārāvērunt persōnās nōn grātās et iussit ante diem Veneris ē fīnibus Aequitōriae ēgredī.

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Prīncipēs probātī atque improbātī

Novo annō ineunte, doctī hominēs populāris opīniōnis metiendī perītī referunt quī summī magistrātūs ā suīs cīvibus probentur et quī improbentur.  Sōlī, quī ā māiōre parte suōrum probantur, sunt Narendra Mōdī Indus, Sanāē Takaīchī Iāpō, Lee Jae-Myung Corēānus Merīdiōnālis, et Javier Milei Argentīnus.  Ā duābus quīntīs partibus suōrum probantur Donaldus Trump Americānus, Lula da Silva Brasiliānus, Geōrgia Melōnī Ītala.  Nōn nisi ā tertiā parte suōrum probantur Frederīcus Merz Germānus, Recep Tayyip Erdogan Turca, Petrus Sanchez Hispānus.  Maximē autem omnium improbantur Keir Starmer Britannus et Emmanuēl Macron Gallus.

Glīscit rēs Americāna

Ab Iūliō mēnse usque per Septembrem annōna tōtīus reīpūblicae quattuor partibus centēsimīs crēvit, quod incrēmentum tam cīvium spem quam doctōrum hominum exspectātiōnem superāvit.  Scelera adeō pauciōra quam priōre annō patrantur, ut numerus raedārum hōc annō sublātārum quartā parte sit dēminūtus, et quīntā parte numerus dēminūtus sit interfectōrum.  Pretia sortium in forō bursālī altiōra stant quam umquam anteā.

Nigeria

Diē Nātīvitātis, praeses Americānus nuntiāvit sē fēlīcem diem nātālem Christī Mahometānīs terrōristīs exoptāre, quī in Nigeriā stragem Christiānōrum fēcissent; nam eōdem diē, paulō ante praesidis nūntium, mīlitēs Americānī stragem eōrundem terrōristārum fēcerant.  Petrus autem Hegseth, Americānus minister bellī, grātiās ēgit Nigeriānīs magistrātibus, quī permīsissent ut impetus fīeret.  Ex eō tempore pergunt Nigeriānī contrā terroristās Mahometānōs pugnāre.

Venetiola

Tertiō diē mēnsis Iānuāriī, Nīcolāus Madūrō, illēgitimus tyrannus quī rempūblicam Venetiolānōrum ēverserat et cum Irāniānīs aliīsque mōliēbātur rempūblicam Americānam subvertere, in dīciōnem Americānōrum redactus est, ut reus fīeret.  Incursiō, quā mīlitēs Americānī tyrannum cēpērunt, intrā paucās hōrās est absolūta, et omnēs Americānī reductī sunt integrī et incolumēs, quamquam triginta et duo Cūbānī, satellitēs tyrannī, sunt interfectī.  Michāēl Diaz-Canel, quī hāc hebdomade tyrannus pergit esse Cūbānōrum, “Patria aut mors!” clāmāvit, et “Vincēmus.”  Dīxit autem praeses Americānus aliīs novi orbis terrārum dūcibus principibusque cavendum esse, nē id, quod Madūrō accidisset, dēnuō alicui accideret alterī.  Claudiae Scheinbaum, praesidī Mexicānōrum, posteā vīsum est triginta et septem narcoterroristās in dīciōnem Americānōrum reddere, quōs illī petīverant.

Ex eō tempore Americānī nautae etiam coepērunt nāvēs petroleāriās capere, quibus interdictum petroleum vehēbātur ut lucrum variīs tyrannīs redderētur.  Unam nāvem, ōlim “Bellam” deinde “Marinēram” nōmine, prope Islandiam Americānī intercēpērunt coram nāve subaquāneā Russicā, quæ tamen Americānīs nōn obstitit.  Quinque nāvēs captae sunt, vidēlicet Skipper, Centuries, Marinera, Sophia, Olina sīve Minerva M.

Cūba

Praeses Americānus monuit nec petroleum nec pecūniam ā Venetiolā ad tyrannidem in Cūbā īnsulā sustinendam lātum īrī; melius fore Cūbānīs negōtium cum Americānīs agere dē suīs rēbus futūrīs.  Novī enim magistrātūs Ventiolanī nunc cum Americānīs agunt, ut Americānī petroleum Venetiolānum emant, cūius lucrum ad Venetiolam restaurandam nōn sine moderātiōne Americānā ērogētur.  Cūbāna autem dominātiō, quae sexāginta sex annōs populum nōn solum suum opprimit sed etiam Ventiolānum oppressit, et quae strenuē mōlītur rempūblicam Americānam subvertere, nihil petroleī accipiet.

Sȳria

Hōc mēnse Americānī ūndecimum impetum in Chalifātum Islāmicum lēge tāliōnis fēcērunt, postquam priōre mēnse trēs Ameriānī sunt ab ūnō terroristā interfectī.  Petrus Hegseth, minister bellī, “Numquam,” inquit, “oblīvīscēmur, neque īra nostra umquam resīdet.”  Magistrātūs Syriānī, quī in hāc rē cum Americānīs stant, quinque terroristās comprehendērunt.

Vietnamia

Tō Lam, secretārius generālis factiōnis quae communista verbōtenus dīcitur et summus magistrātus Vietnamiēnsium, quinque annōs perget clavum reī pūblicae tractāre.  Lam, quī abhinc duōbus annīs coepit magistrātum exercēre, negōtiātōrēs mercātōrēsque, id est prīvātam prōvinciam reī oeconomicae, adeō fovet dum pūblica ministeria restringit, ut Vietnamia magnōpere dītēscat.

Iāpōnia

Sanāē Takaīchī, ministra prīmāria Iāpōnum, īnferiōrem cameram senātōriam hodiē dissolvit et comitia octāvō diē mēnsis Februāriī habenda indīxit.  Quō audītō senātōrēs “Banzae” ex mōre clāmāvērunt.  Takaīchī, prīma fēmina dux facta Iāpōnum, ā septēnīs ē dēnīs cīvibus laudātur, itaque spērat fore ut possit comitiīs habendīs factiōnis suae auctōritātem rōborāre.

Ītalia

In Ītaliā pūblicī accūsātōrēs nūntiāvērunt Batāvōrum auxiliō novem hominēs esse comprehēnsōs, quī videntur stipem hūmānitātis causā collectam potius in ūsum terroristārum dēstinasse.  Feruntur enim sub falsīs caritātis nōminibus octōgiēs centēna mīlia dollarōrum terroristīs dedisse Hamas dictīs.

Hispānia

Intrā septem diēs quattuor trāminibus ferroviāriīs in Hispāniā variae calamitātēs accidērunt.  Quadraginta et trēs hominēs sunt interfectī.