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<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="1Dg1m72b5o"><a href="https://nuntiilatini.com/2026/10/09/die-nono-mensis-octobris-2/">diē nōnō mēnsis Octōbris</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://nuntiilatini.com/2026/10/09/die-nono-mensis-octobris-2/embed/#?secret=1Dg1m72b5o" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;diē nōnō mēnsis Octōbris&#8221; &#8212; Nuntii Latini" data-secret="1Dg1m72b5o" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://nuntiilatini.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Comitia Brasiliāna

Suffrāgiīs cīvium Brasiliānōrum lātīs numerātīsque, nōndum liquet quis futūrus sit praeses Brasiliānōrum, sed constat partēs dextrās magnam auctōritātem in senātū adeptās esse.  Itaque diē vīcēsimō quīntō hūius mēnsis comitia dēnuō habēbuntur ut ē duōbus candidātīs populus ūnum faciat praesidem.  Candidātī sunt, ē parte sinistrā, Ludovīcus Silvestris, ter praeses, vir octōginta annōs nātus quī ūnum annum vinculīs pūblicīs tenēbātur; et, ex alterā parte Flāvius Bolsonārus, senātor, quadrāgintā quinque annōs nātus, cūius pater praeses fuerat et vinculīs nunc tenētur.  

Comitia Hispānica

Petrus Sanctius, Hispānōrum minister prīmārius et sociālista, ut quī lēgēs in senātū ferre nōn iam posse vidērētur, coāctus est senātum dissolvere et nova comitia indīcere.  Spērat enim sē posse populō suadēre ut auctōritas sua rōborētur, sed perīculum etiam est, nē dextrae partēs prōficiant.  In viīs autem tumultuāntēs cīvēs novās postulant lēgēs, quibus pretium aedium minuātur.

Terror in Britanniā

In Britannōrum comitātū Glocestriēnsī, grex quinque iuvenum dēprehēnsus est extra castra āeria, unde Americānī āeroplāna bombifera in Irāniānōs mittere solent.  Paulō posteā iuvenēs vadimōniō līberātī sunt; Londiniī autem duo aliī suspiciōne impetūs parandī comprehēnsī sunt et vadimōniō līberātī.  Posteā relātum est Irāniānōs voluisse automatīs āeroplānīs damnum in Americānōs inferre; et Andreās Burnham, minister prīmārius Britannōrum, certīs indiciīs dīxit Irāniānōs partem in terrōre parandō ēgisse.  Irāniānī tamen lēgātī negant suōs facinus parāvisse.  Nihilōminus Americānī sua āeroplāna bombifera dē castrīs Britannicīs in Americam rēduxērunt.  In Huntingdoniēnsī autem comitātū, duo Letticī in castrīs speculātōrum dēprehēnsī sunt.  

Terror in caelō

Diē Mercuriī āeroplānum Dubāium, quod ad Isrāēlem volābat, coāctum est Tabūcī in Arabiā Saudiānā descendere, cum alter gubernātor, Hamām al-Hammāmī nōmine, alterum percussisset.  Percussor ā vectōribus vinctus est.  Is fertur voluisse āeroplānum in āeroportum Isrāēlītārum dīrigere, quo plūrēs hominēs interficeret.

Gallia pecūniā carēns

Pretium syngraphārum, quās vendit rēs pūblica Gallōrum, magnōpere auctum est, cum creditōrēs metuant ut factiōsī senātōrēs aerārium cum temperantiā administrāre possint.  Nam partēs tam dextrae quam sinistrae magna stipendia prōmittunt senibus rude dōnātīs, quī iam māiōrem pecūniam accipiunt quam opificēs quī suō labōre pānem lucrantur.  Magistrātūs autem Gallicī iam adeō māiōrem pecūniam dē fiscō ērogant quam accipiunt, ut aes aliēnum māius sit quam annōna tōtīus reīpūblicae.

Bellum Aethiopicum

Aethiopēs feruntur Mecellem, caput Tigrāiēnsium, cēpisse: nam Pax Praetoriāna, quam Ūniō Africāna abhinc quattuor annōs composuit, vidētur in irritum cecidisse.  Aethiopēs porrō Erythraeānōs et Aegyptōs et Sudāniēnsēs accūsant, quod auxilium Tigrāiēnsibus ferant, quod omnēs illae gentēs negant.

Dux speculātōrum speculandī accūsātus

Augustus Hanning, ōlim Germānīs speculātōribus praefectus, comprehēnsus est crimine speculandī.  Fertur enim Germānōrum sēcrēta Atropatēnēnsibus et Sīnēnsibus vendidisse.  Ambigitur itaque an dēbeant sociī, ut Americānī, Germānīs cōnfīdere.

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Epicus Furor

Diē Saturnī, quī undecimus diēs nōnī mēnsis secundum rātiōnem Mahometānōrum fuit, Ali Khamēnī, tyrannus Irāniānōrum, aliīque ēiusdem regiminis magistrātūs et dūcēs in ūnum locum convōcātī, sunt āb Isrāēlītīs et Americānīs, quī scīvērunt ubi Irāniānī essent et quid agerent, subitō interfectī, ac castra et missilia et arma in Irāniā condita sunt oppugnāta.  Quō factō Irāniānī mīlitēs, ultimīs mandātīs ante impetum datīs pārentēs, missilia nōn sōlum in Israelītās iēcērunt sed etiam in Baharīnam, et in Coniunctōs Phylarchōs Arabicōs, et in Cuvaitō, et in Iordaniam, et in Ōmānam, et in Quatariam, et in Arabiam Saudōrum, et in Sȳriam, necnōn etiam in Cyprum īnsulam Eurōpaeam; unde ferē tōta regiō Arabica est rārā concordiā in īram conjuncta adversus Irāniānōs.  

Regimen autem Irāniānum fōns et orīgō fuit terrōris; et Hezbollah conjūrātōs terrōristās in Libanō, Hamās inter Palaestīnōs, Houthiānōs in Iemeniā aluit ut gentēs vīcīnās convelleret; necnōn Venetiolānōs aluit, ut vexāret Americānōs, quōs Khamēnī “magnum Satān” vocitāre solēbat.  Domī autem idem regimen innumerābīlia mīlia cīvium trucidāvit et lībertātem repressit.  Khamēnī tamen interfectō, iuvenēs in viīs exsultant et monumenta tyrannī evertunt.  Hortātur praeses Americānus ut Iraniānī cīvēs in oppressōrēs insurgant et regimen tyrannicum ēvertant.

Ursula von der Leyen, praeses Europaeae Commissiōnis, diē Saturnī nūntiāvit suum Collegium Secūritātis diē Lūnae convōcandum.  Keir autem Starmer, quī ministrī prīmāriī mūnere adhūc fungitur in Britanniā, brevem ōrātiunculam habuit, quā negāvit Britannōs quicquam ēgisse.  Ante impetūs factōs, Starmer recūsāverat nē permitteret Americānīs ūtī castrīs Britannōrum, ut in īnsulīs Chagōs dictīs; sed cum Irāniānī coepissent missilia in omnēs gentēs fīnitimās et ad mīlitēs Britannōs sine discrīmine iactāre, Starmer aliter cēnsuit, ut licēret Americānīs ūtī castrīs.

Bellum in Afghāniā

Magsitrātūs Afghānī, quī et Talibānī appellāntur, diē Iovis subitō coepērunt bellum in Pacistānōs gerere longē melius exercitātōs atque armātōs.  Illī igitur invicem bellum apertum gerunt in Talibānōs et impetūs aēriōs tam Cabūrae, in capite Afghāniae, quam in Candahāriam regiōnem, sēdem Talibānōrum, fēcērunt.

Bellum in Libanō

Quamquam indutiae in Libanō factae sunt, Isrāēlītae impetūs aēriōs in terroristās Hezbollah dictōs faciunt, in quibus praecipuē dūcēs missilibus praefectī occīduntur.  Grex ille Hezbollah dictus ab Īraniānīs alitur, sed longē dēbilior est nunc quam priōribus annīs fuit.  Nawaf Salam minister prīmārius Lībanus dīxit Hezbollah ā mīlitibus Lībanīs interdictum irī.

Bellum in Ūcrāīnā

Nicolāō Madūrō inter hōrās sublātō, et Khamēnī inter prīmum impetum interfectō, Russī quīntum iam annum bellum, quod putāverant intrā trēs diēs ad fīnem perducendum, in Ūcrāīnēnsēs gerere pergunt.  Diē autem Saturnī subitō atque ex inopinātō Cyrillus Budanov nūntiāvit Russōs nōn iam nōlle pignora secūritātis accipere quae Americānī prōposuissent.

Operātiō in Aequitōriā

Diē Martis Americānī nūntiāvērunt sē cum Aequitōriānīs coniunctōs in narcoterroristās facere impetum.  Diē autem Mercuriī magistrātūs Aequitōriānī lēgātōs omnēs Cubānōs declārāvērunt persōnās nōn grātās et iussit ante diem Veneris ē fīnibus Aequitōriae ēgredī.

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Prīncipēs probātī atque improbātī

Novo annō ineunte, doctī hominēs populāris opīniōnis metiendī perītī referunt quī summī magistrātūs ā suīs cīvibus probentur et quī improbentur.  Sōlī, quī ā māiōre parte suōrum probantur, sunt Narendra Mōdī Indus, Sanāē Takaīchī Iāpō, Lee Jae-Myung Corēānus Merīdiōnālis, et Javier Milei Argentīnus.  Ā duābus quīntīs partibus suōrum probantur Donaldus Trump Americānus, Lula da Silva Brasiliānus, Geōrgia Melōnī Ītala.  Nōn nisi ā tertiā parte suōrum probantur Frederīcus Merz Germānus, Recep Tayyip Erdogan Turca, Petrus Sanchez Hispānus.  Maximē autem omnium improbantur Keir Starmer Britannus et Emmanuēl Macron Gallus.

Glīscit rēs Americāna

Ab Iūliō mēnse usque per Septembrem annōna tōtīus reīpūblicae quattuor partibus centēsimīs crēvit, quod incrēmentum tam cīvium spem quam doctōrum hominum exspectātiōnem superāvit.  Scelera adeō pauciōra quam priōre annō patrantur, ut numerus raedārum hōc annō sublātārum quartā parte sit dēminūtus, et quīntā parte numerus dēminūtus sit interfectōrum.  Pretia sortium in forō bursālī altiōra stant quam umquam anteā.

Nigeria

Diē Nātīvitātis, praeses Americānus nuntiāvit sē fēlīcem diem nātālem Christī Mahometānīs terrōristīs exoptāre, quī in Nigeriā stragem Christiānōrum fēcissent; nam eōdem diē, paulō ante praesidis nūntium, mīlitēs Americānī stragem eōrundem terrōristārum fēcerant.  Petrus autem Hegseth, Americānus minister bellī, grātiās ēgit Nigeriānīs magistrātibus, quī permīsissent ut impetus fīeret.  Ex eō tempore pergunt Nigeriānī contrā terroristās Mahometānōs pugnāre.

Venetiola

Tertiō diē mēnsis Iānuāriī, Nīcolāus Madūrō, illēgitimus tyrannus quī rempūblicam Venetiolānōrum ēverserat et cum Irāniānīs aliīsque mōliēbātur rempūblicam Americānam subvertere, in dīciōnem Americānōrum redactus est, ut reus fīeret.  Incursiō, quā mīlitēs Americānī tyrannum cēpērunt, intrā paucās hōrās est absolūta, et omnēs Americānī reductī sunt integrī et incolumēs, quamquam triginta et duo Cūbānī, satellitēs tyrannī, sunt interfectī.  Michāēl Diaz-Canel, quī hāc hebdomade tyrannus pergit esse Cūbānōrum, “Patria aut mors!” clāmāvit, et “Vincēmus.”  Dīxit autem praeses Americānus aliīs novi orbis terrārum dūcibus principibusque cavendum esse, nē id, quod Madūrō accidisset, dēnuō alicui accideret alterī.  Claudiae Scheinbaum, praesidī Mexicānōrum, posteā vīsum est triginta et septem narcoterroristās in dīciōnem Americānōrum reddere, quōs illī petīverant.

Ex eō tempore Americānī nautae etiam coepērunt nāvēs petroleāriās capere, quibus interdictum petroleum vehēbātur ut lucrum variīs tyrannīs redderētur.  Unam nāvem, ōlim “Bellam” deinde “Marinēram” nōmine, prope Islandiam Americānī intercēpērunt coram nāve subaquāneā Russicā, quæ tamen Americānīs nōn obstitit.  Quinque nāvēs captae sunt, vidēlicet Skipper, Centuries, Marinera, Sophia, Olina sīve Minerva M.

Cūba

Praeses Americānus monuit nec petroleum nec pecūniam ā Venetiolā ad tyrannidem in Cūbā īnsulā sustinendam lātum īrī; melius fore Cūbānīs negōtium cum Americānīs agere dē suīs rēbus futūrīs.  Novī enim magistrātūs Ventiolanī nunc cum Americānīs agunt, ut Americānī petroleum Venetiolānum emant, cūius lucrum ad Venetiolam restaurandam nōn sine moderātiōne Americānā ērogētur.  Cūbāna autem dominātiō, quae sexāginta sex annōs populum nōn solum suum opprimit sed etiam Ventiolānum oppressit, et quae strenuē mōlītur rempūblicam Americānam subvertere, nihil petroleī accipiet.

Sȳria

Hōc mēnse Americānī ūndecimum impetum in Chalifātum Islāmicum lēge tāliōnis fēcērunt, postquam priōre mēnse trēs Ameriānī sunt ab ūnō terroristā interfectī.  Petrus Hegseth, minister bellī, “Numquam,” inquit, “oblīvīscēmur, neque īra nostra umquam resīdet.”  Magistrātūs Syriānī, quī in hāc rē cum Americānīs stant, quinque terroristās comprehendērunt.

Vietnamia

Tō Lam, secretārius generālis factiōnis quae communista verbōtenus dīcitur et summus magistrātus Vietnamiēnsium, quinque annōs perget clavum reī pūblicae tractāre.  Lam, quī abhinc duōbus annīs coepit magistrātum exercēre, negōtiātōrēs mercātōrēsque, id est prīvātam prōvinciam reī oeconomicae, adeō fovet dum pūblica ministeria restringit, ut Vietnamia magnōpere dītēscat.

Iāpōnia

Sanāē Takaīchī, ministra prīmāria Iāpōnum, īnferiōrem cameram senātōriam hodiē dissolvit et comitia octāvō diē mēnsis Februāriī habenda indīxit.  Quō audītō senātōrēs “Banzae” ex mōre clāmāvērunt.  Takaīchī, prīma fēmina dux facta Iāpōnum, ā septēnīs ē dēnīs cīvibus laudātur, itaque spērat fore ut possit comitiīs habendīs factiōnis suae auctōritātem rōborāre.

Ītalia

In Ītaliā pūblicī accūsātōrēs nūntiāvērunt Batāvōrum auxiliō novem hominēs esse comprehēnsōs, quī videntur stipem hūmānitātis causā collectam potius in ūsum terroristārum dēstinasse.  Feruntur enim sub falsīs caritātis nōminibus octōgiēs centēna mīlia dollarōrum terroristīs dedisse Hamas dictīs.

Hispānia

Intrā septem diēs quattuor trāminibus ferroviāriīs in Hispāniā variae calamitātēs accidērunt.  Quadraginta et trēs hominēs sunt interfectī.

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Vīs vīridis in caeruleōs illāta

Diē Mercuriī prope Domum Albam Rahmanullah Lakanwal, vir Afghānus ūndētrīginta annōs nātus qūi Bellinghamiae in Vasintōniā cīvitāte habitābat, in duōs mīlitēs Americānōs impetum fēcit, quōrum alter, Andrēas Wolfe nōmine, vulnerātus est, altera, Sarah Beckstrom, interfecta.  Lakanwal, quī illud “Allāhu acbar” exclāmāvit, vidētur impetum fēcisse terrōris prōmōvendī causā.  Tertius mīlēs, custōdibus praefectus quī nōn procul erat sed brevī tantum pugiōne armātus erat, cohibuit quōminus Lakanwal aliōs vulnerāret.  Quibus factīs praeses Americānōrum ferōciter prōpōnit, nē cui aliēnigenae liceat ē terrīs tertiī orbis in Americam immigrāre, atque ut illī, quī iam immigrāverint sed domesticam tranquilitātem ēvertere velint, expellantur; porrō ut subsidia beneficiaque aliēnīs concessa abrogentur.  Ministerium rēbus externīs praepositum nūntiāvit nēminem Afghānum in fīnēs Americānōs receptum īrī.

Dē rē Venetiolānā

Magistrātūs Americānī referuntur esse parātī nova in illēgitimum tyrannum Venetiolānōrum temptāre, quōrum tamen nec tempus nec magnitūdō nūntiātur.  Monētur tamen nē quod āeroplānum Venetiolam trānsvolet, quārē societātēs āeriae ā commeātū super terram Venetiolānōrum nunc abstinent.  Diē Lūnae magistrātūs Americānī terrōristārum nōmine dēsignāvērunt cōniūrātōs latrōnēs, quī “syndicātum sōlis” vocitantur et cūius caput, Nicolāus Madūrō illēgitimus tyrannus, negat sē ēius caput esse.  Etiam in Venetiolā terroristae quī sub nōmine Hezbollah coniūrātī sunt commerciō venēnī intersunt, quia tyrannus Venetiolānus foedus fēcit cum Irāniānīs, strenuīs auctōribus fautōribusque terrōris.  Nunc autem magistrātūs Americānī et Qatarēnsēs Nīcolāum Madūrō hortantur ut tyrannidem dēpōnat et in luxuriōsum exilium, fortasse in Qatar, fūgiat.

Tehrānum aquā carēns

Praeses Irāniānōrum dīxit, tam ob nimium numerum incolārum quam quia aqua dēficeret, oportēre sēdem reīpūblicae Irāniānōrum tranferrī.  Nam Tehrānum, caput Irāniānōrum, aquā adeō caret, ut etiam ante hiemem possit dērelinquī et dēsōlārī.  Quindeciēns centēna mīlia hominum Tehrānī habitant, ubi magistrātūs, quippe quī terrōrem in aliēnīs terrīs prōmōvēre quam suōs cīvēs domī tuērī mālint, copiam aquae cīvibus suppeditandam neglegunt.

Portōria dēminūta

Praeses Americānus ēdīxit portōria, quae in carnem būbulam, caffēam, theobrōma ē Brasiliā in Americam importanda imposita erant, dēminuenda, id quod etiam dē aliīs cibīs importandīs fēcit, nē pretia nimis augērentur.  Nam ē Brasiliā importātur tertia pars omnis caffēae, quam hauriunt Americānī.  Pretium petroleī nunc valdē dēminuitur, ut minōra etiam erant pretia cibī, quem Americānī mēnse Novembre inter sollemnem supplicātiōnem cōnsumpsērunt.  

Pecūnia puerīs Americānīs dēstināta

Ā praeside Americānō nova condita est ratiō, quā singulīs īnfantibus dābitur mille nummōrum in forō bursālī collocandum.  Licēbit autem parentibus aliīsque cognātīs quīna mīlia singulīs annīs contribuere, ut pecūnia collocāta mīrum in modum cum dēcursū temporis crēscat, donec īnfans ad adultam aetātem perveniat.  Ūnusquisque igitur cīvis Americānus pecūlium habēbit, quō vel studia acadēmica suscipiat vel domum sibi comparet liberīsque augeātur, vel ad alia māiora et futūra pecūniam sibi cōnservet.

Somalia

Centum ēlectī mīlitēs Americānī helicopterīs vectī et ducentī Puntlandiānī impetum fēcērunt in specūs montium Cal Miskaad dictōrum.  Post quattuor hōrās nōn sōlum Syrī, Turcae, Aethiopēs inter terroristās interfectī sunt sed etiam Abdul Qadir Mumin, dux Calīphātūs Islamicī, occīsus esse putātur.  Omnēs Americānī mīlitēs integrī incolumēsque sunt reductī.  Puntlandiānī autem sperant ante fīnem annī omnēs terroristās ē suā terrā exterminātum īrī.

Incertus stātus Guinēae Bissaviēnsis

Suffrāgiīs populāribus in Guinēā Bissaviēnsī lātīs, mīlitēs subitō nūntiāvērunt sē summam potestātem cēpisse et rem pūblicam ēversisse.  Quō factō, Ousmān Sōncō, minister prīmārius Senegālēnsium, negāvit Guinēam Bissaviēnsem esse ēversam, et hortātus est ut suffrāgia populāria numerārentur.  Nihilōminus Horta Inta-A Na Man dux ā mīlitibus acclāmātus est ad tempus praeses Guinēānōrum Bissaviēnsium, quī suōs cīvēs ā narcoterroristīs defenderet, et Umārō Sissocō Embalō, prior praesēs, Brazzapolim Congēnsium cōnfūgit.  Guinēa autem Bissaviēnsis malam inter gentēs fāmam habet, quod per ēius portūs ex Americā merīdionālī in Eurōpam magna vīs cocaīnī trānsfertur.

Corruptiō Ūcrāīnēnsis

Andrēās Iermak, cōnsiliārius Volodomīrī Zelensky praesidis Ūcrāīnēnsium, mūnere abdīcāvit, cum domus sua excussa esset ā magistrātibus, quī quaestiōnem habērent in corruptōs.  Zelensky nuper suōs ministrōs energīae et iūstitiae praepositōs dīmīserat, et ēius socius Timur Mindich putātur in Isrāēl fūgisse.

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Perfidī diurnāriī Britannicī

Tīmotheus Davie, director generālis Britannicae Societātis Divulgātiōnī, quae saepius litterīs compendiāriīs BBC vocitātur, et Deborah Turness, ēius sociētātis diurnāriīs praefecta, coāctī sunt mūneribus abdicāre, cum alia societas diurnāriōrum, quae Tēlegraphēma dīcitur, dēmonstrāvisset diurnāriōs Britannicae Societātis Divulgātiōnī ōrātiōnem praesidis Americānī partibus omissīs aliīsque falsē coniunctīs consultō et cōnsciōs dētorsisse, ut ille contrārium suae ōrātiōnis dixisse vidērētur.  

Nāvēs prope Americam Merīdiōnālem

Britannī diē Martis inhibuērunt quōminus suī speculātōrēs Americānīs auxilium darent, cum ipsī coepissent timēre nē Americānī, quippe quī iam ad octōginta narcotromocratās et mercātōrēs venēnī indemnātōs per mare Caribbicum interfēcissent, iūs gentium violārent.

Eōdem diē ad mare Caribbicum advēnit duodecima Americāna classis, Thomā Moninger thalassiarchō, cūius praetōria et āeroplānigera nāvis, Geraldus Ford nōmine, est omnium longārum nāvium maxima.  Adsunt etiam secundus exercitus classicōrum, Calvertō Worth imperātōre, cūius nāvis praetōria et helicopterigera appellātur Īwō Jīma; necnōn aliae longae nāvēs missilibus refertae atque etiam nāvēs subaquāneae.  Tot et tantīs copiīs convocātīs, quoniam Venetiolānus tyrannus illēgitimus illēgitimō commerciō venēnī lucrātur quō cīvēs Americānī necantur, iūs gentium longē vehementius violārī potest.  

Magistrātūs Americānī quingentiēns centēna mīlia nummōrum prōmittunt eī, quīcumque Nīcolāum Madūrō tyrannum Venetiolānōrum in dīciōnem reddiderit Americānam.

Starmer nōn labefactus

Keir Starmer, minister prīmārius Britannōrum quī favōre populī vix fruitur, nēgāvit sē rūmōribus labefactum esse, neque sē in suōs ministrōs neque illōs in sē coniūrāre.

Rēspūblica solitō mōre administrātur

Senātōrēs factiōnis sinistrae sīve Dēmocraticae, quī quadrāginta diēs recūsāverant nē pecūniam magistrātibus ērogārent ad rempūblicam gerendam, cum nihil quod sperāverant efficere posse vidērentur, manūs tandem dedērunt.  Itaque satis pecūniae ērogātur ut magistrātūs rempūblicam diēs gerant septuāginta.  Quod comitia populāria ad senātōrēs ēligendōs annō proximō habēbuntur, fierī vix posse vidētur quōminus tālēs rixae iterum iterumque incommoda dītiōribus commeātū āeriō interdictīs et prōlētāriīs congiāriō prīvātīs miseriās afferant.

al-Sharā in Americā

Ahmed al-Sharā, quī ōlim al-Jolānī vocitābātur, praeses Sȳrōrum, Vasintōniam urbem vīsitāvit diē Lūnae, ubi cum praeside Americānō collocūtus est dē lēge Caesariānā abrogandā.  Nam illa lex, quae commercium inter Americānōs et Bashar Assad tyrannum Sȳrōrum interdīxerat, eōdem tyrannō in exilium expulsō nunc obstat, nē post bellum cīvīle Sȳrōrum rēs renoventur.

Terror in Indiā Pakistaniāque

In capitibus tam Indiae quam Pakistaniae gemina pyrobola dīrupta sunt, quibus ad vigintī hominēs sunt interfectī.  Pax tamen, quam mēnse Māiō praeses Americānus utrīque gentī suāsit, manet, dum quaestiō in auctōrēs terrōris habētur.

Ūcrāīnēnsēs pecūniā corruptī

Cum quaestiō dē pecūlātiōne corruptiōneque in Ūcrāīnā habērētur, ministrī tam iūstitiae quam energīae præfectī honōribus officiīsque sē abdīcāvērunt, ut quī coniūrātī referrentur in pecūlātiōnem.  Timur Mindich, amīcus praesidis Ūcrāīnēnsium, quī fōns et princeps coniūrātiōnis esse putātur, fūgit.  Mīliēns centēna mīlia nummōrum sublāta esse feruntur.

Comitia in Chiliā habenda

Diē Sōlis Chiliēnsēs populāria suffrāgia ferent.  Doctī hominēs quī populārem ōpīniōnem metiuntur referunt scelera, mīgrātiōnem, gregēs coniūrātōrum latrōnum animōs cīvium magis occupāre quam rem oeconomicam, salūtem pūblicam, īnstitūtiōnem puerōrum.  Quamquam Chilēnsēs inter tūtissimās gentēs merīdiōnālis Americae manent, numerus tamen hominum ā percussōribus occīsōrum inter decennium est bis auctus.  Quod nōn sēiungitur ab auctō numerō Venetiolānōrum, quī in Chiliēnsium fīnēs ingressī sunt, unde fit ut Chilēnsēs nōmen “Trāminis Arāguae” audīre coeperint.

Sinēnsēs Iāpōnēs reprobant

Sanaē Takaīchī coram senātū Iāpōnum dīxit sibi necesse vidērī respondēre, sī Formōsa īnsula, quae suī iūris est, ā Sinēnsibus oppugnārētur.  Quod Sīnēnsibus, utpote quī Formōsam īnsulam, quae suī iūris est, in suā dīciōne esse falsē dīcerent, offēnsiōnem praebuit.  Negāvit autem Takaīchī ab oppositō senātōre diē Lūnae rogāta sē posse nunc negāre Iāpōnēs arma atomica invēntūrōs, factūrōs, habitūrōs.  Sola enim est terra Iāpōnica, in quam arma atomica adhibita erant, unde diū negābātur nē Iāpōnēs arma atomica possidērent.